Zombie Survival Tactics: Part One
Yes, we know it’s a commercial, but honestly, what would you do in this situation? Would you make it to your car, or would you become zombie food?
For example, I (Jinxie) have an Avalanche. It’s pretty. Anyway, the key fob allows me to open one door or all doors. Don’t really want all doors unlocked when I’m trying to escape zombies and if I’m alone. Maybe zombies know how to open doors? You never know. Watch Land of the Dead. *shudders* So my ‘lanche allows me to open the only door I need in the event I must escape the shambling hordes. I’m not too concerned with key confusion, like the girl in this video. I don’t have that many keys on my key chain.
So, what would you do, dear crew? Do you have a plan for this?
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hahaha great commercial, nothing but love for the big 3!
I’m safe, i have a 2011 ford fusion that has basically the same features!! Feeling safe never felt so great
First off I gotta remember that shoes can become weapons 🙂 And I have a car with the key fob and only opens one door too then I’ll just lock the door when I get out. And no key confusion for me either. So I think I’ll make it to my car ok. Plus I’m thinking as I run I’m taking the keys out…not when I get to the car. That is a funny commercial though. And I didn’t know you could rent zombies. Apparently they need extra cash too.
Well, I know that at least two of you will be safe escaping the shambling hordes in your vehicles. Good job!
Oh, and the plus side to owning an Avalanche? I can run the zombies over! *giggles*
Have to say I might need to re-think the ride. I have a Harley Davidson 880 Roadster…then again, DeadRising2? Strap some chainsaws to the bike via a kayak paddle and some duct tape….I think I may be good to go!
Now you have to keep in mind cars will not be that useful because there wont be any gas after a while
The car’s a death trap! Do NOT use the car! You are only putting yourself in a noisy, attention-drawing, mobile sardine can that WILL inevitably run out of fuel or break down, or fail to go anywhere you TRULY need to to go (example: NOT the congested highway clogged up with about a billion OTHER moving coffins). Screw the car, what you need is altitude. Climb a tree, get to the roof, anything but do NOT fall for the hype that being faster makes you any more likely to survive. YOU. WILL. DIE.