Guest Post: Feature Creature~Zombie
Your command takes great pleasure in finding sources of information about walkers to add to our knowledge base. The more we know, the better we’ll be equipped to fight come the zombieapocalypse. This feature is brought to us by writer, Heather McCorkle and though a work of fiction, it provides an interesting insight to the zombie psyche. Important stuff for us to know.
Your command takes great pleasure in finding sources of information about walkers to add to our knowledge base. The more we know, the better we’ll be equipped to fight come the zombieapocalypse. This feature is brought to us by writer Heather McCorkle and though a work of fiction, it provides an interesting insight to the zombie psyche. Important stuff for us to know.
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Welcome to the hive. I’d say it’s a pleasure to have you but competition for food isn’t exactly a good thing. As long as you contribute meat as often as you can you’ll be allowed to stay. We run in packs not because there are so many of us, but because it makes it easier to hunt. Bet you didn’t know that. Everyone thinks there are an insurmountable number of us because that’s what we want them to think. Frightened prey are easier to run down.
I’m not what you expected I know. Newcomers are always surprised. Everyone paints us to be these mindless creatures that do nothing but eat. We aren’t like that at all. We’ve evolved. Now we’re one of the most dangerous predators on the planet, dangerous enough even to challenge humans.
If you eat enough fresh meat your body won’t decay as much so feed as often as you can. The more you eat the stronger and faster you’ll be. Brains have the most regenerative power but be sure to save a portion of those for the hive queen. It is all she eats and we must keep her well fed. Come then, let’s go hunting. All this talk of meat has made me hungry.
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A big Thank You!! to Heather for allowing us to cross post her piece. Stop by her blog, Heather’s Odyssey or catch her on Twitter (@HeatherMcCorkle).
Awesome post Heather! It’s so important to know how our enemy thinks. Thanks for sharing!
Ewww… brains. LOL Awesome insight to the zombie mind, which I never knew they actually had. I guess they HAVE evolved.
You’re welcome Jessica!
Thanks for having me at the Zombie Survival Crew. I’m always glad to help out when it comes to surviving the zombie apocalypse.
Yes! Thank you Heather!
Appreciate you jumping in on this important topic!
Denise, thanks! Every society looks different from the inside, even zombies. 😉
I always knew you were a zombie, Heather. 😉
I have my flame thrower, machete, and my Secret Weapon at the ready. I’m going after that bee-otch hive queen. She’s goin’ down.
LOL! Good luck Lola, you’ll need it. *glances around nervously for flame thrower*
And now *I’m* hungry. Thanks for that. 😉
Nicely done, good lady!
LOL! You’re freaking me out Simon!
Heather is so good at these creature features! Loved this one. So well done!
Aw, thanks. 🙂
*Loads super soaker with vodka, takes a swig and twirls lighter with one hand* *hunts down Woody Harrelson in Zombieland gear for good measure* Yep. I think I’m good now. BRING ON THE HIVE! ;).
Heather this was really good! Uber creepy, I want more!!! When I got to the end I was like, “Nooooo!” Awesome job chicky!!!
I’m with you Kristen!!!
The zombie is shaking in his rotting skin after reading that!
Umm, I think I need to turn the light on…. and check my closet. 😉
Good job Heather!
*taps Eisley on shoulder*
I’m right behind you, can we do the checking together?
Don’t look in the closet Eisley! It’s never a good idea…
Note taken… and I wont walk into the forest alone half nakey either…