Lt Blue Brigade Survival


Summary

Being a part of the Light Blue Brigade means volunteering for dangerous missions without selfish thought or motivation. No mission is ever too risky for this brigade. We use our wits and survival skills, and think quick on our feet when situations deteriorate faster than you can say, “Grab your Go Bag!” You will always find this brigade leading the assault.

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Being a part of the Light Blue Brigade means volunteering for dangerous missions without selfish thought or motivation. No mission is ever too risky for this brigade. We use our wits and survival skills, and think quick on our feet when situations deteriorate faster than you can say, “Grab your Go Bag!” You will always find this brigade leading the assault.

Lt Blue Brigade operates under the “no (wo)man left behind” attitude, but we dispatch our enemies quickly and quietly when necessary. We take care of our own. Whether that means first aid, dragging out an injured (wo)man from the battle, or simply preparing the masses for the onslaught, Lt Blue Brigade is your first response Go To team. We are known for our courage in the face of danger, leadership, and animal handling skills. Hey, you never know when animals might come in handy and our furry friends are not only great companions, but awesome protectors as well.

Members of Lt Blue Brigade comprise a host of talented people from all walks of life. We are honored to have ex-military members, animal care workers, and middle school teachers. Just because the Zombiepocalypse has begun, it doesn’t mean education stops.

Commander Anthony Guajardo‘s favorite weapon is the machete because it is the perfect zombie killing tool. Long enough to swipe at the walkers while keeping a safe distance from their clawing hands, and sharp enough to take off their heads. With a nice weighted balance, and a design made for cutting through rainforest undergrowth, a survivalist could want no better weapon. It can be wielded, thrown, and used as a sword. In addition to its abilities to take out the shambling hordes, it can be used for hunting, food preparation, and even shaving in a pinch—but ONLY after making sure it has been cleaned off first. It is the perfect multi-purpose tool.

A few orders from Commander Anthony are that you shouldn’t talk to zombies, don’t touch them . . . in inappropriate places . . . and to keep your hands to yourself at all times. Commander Anthony also warns brigade members to not run with scissors, don’t smoke, and always wear your tight underwear.

Lt Blue Brigade claims Ted Raimi as its First Lieutenant, and we think this is a fine addition, considering Raimi’s experience with the undead. And let’s not forget those weapons of his: a Smith and Wesson .357 38 caliber revolver, and an electric cattle prod with rechargeable backpack battery for back up. Stand aside, zombies! First Lieutenant Raimi will burn what skin you have left before putting a bullet in your brain.

Fortes Fortuna Adiuvat is Lt Blue Brigade’s motto, which translates to “Fortune Favors the Bold.” In other words, our courage and first response to act takes us into the thick of things where fortune smiles upon us in the end. We might as well be shouting, “THIS IS SPARTA!” before kicking those zombies into the dark abyss.

 

Go Bag Essentials:
Sneakers
Camouflage clothing
Eye black
Rappelling equipment
Utility knives
K-rats
Beef Jerky
Dog Kibble
Duct tape

 

Welcome to the Light Blue Brigade. We’ll explain the reasons behind our Go Bag Essentials in the near future. Until then, stay safe out there!

 

Anthony Guajardo

Lt Blue Brigade Commander