Jim Parrack brings new blood to ZSC command
Summary
It’s not every day your Zombie Survival Crew Commander-in-Chief meets someone as prepared for the Zombieapocalypse as she is… but Jim Parrack, known to True Blood fans as the charming Hoyt Fortenberry, is armed, trained and ready.
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Dispatcher: Juliette Terzieff
It’s not every day your Zombie Survival Crew Commander-in-Chief meets someone as prepared for the Zombieapocalypse as she is… but Jim Parrack, known to True Blood fans as the charming Hoyt Fortenberry, is armed, trained and ready.
We encountered Jim on a recent reconnaissance mission and had just barely begun discussing disaster scenarios and survival when he produced a dizzying array of information from his cell phone. I guess it’s not all that surprising for a guy who faces vampires, werewolves and aliens on a regular basis. Sure it’s all for the benefit of our television and movie screens, but convincing action like that doesn’t come without preparation.
The Texas native left ZSC Command with no doubt he’s ready to help lead the charge into battle, and do what it takes to make sure we survive.
Zombie Survival Crew please raise your weapons and welcome our newest First Lieutenant JIM PARRACK!!!!
Welcome aboard! Can’t wait to see what you have to teach us about survival.
Welcome to the ZSC, Jim. We’re glad to have you joining us! *salutes with sword*
Welcome to the ZSC, Jim. So glad to have you on board. *salutes*
WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME! Since you’re used to things wanting to take a bite out of you I’m sure your expertise will come in handy. *salutes with crossbow*
Hahahahaha!
*chokes*
Great welcome message Christina – thank you!!!
So glad to have you join us, Jim! *twirls staff*
Welcome Jim!! So glad to have you aboard!! *salutes with tomahawk*
Right behind you on that!
*twirls crossbow*
Welcome, Jim! So glad to have you here! *salutes with machete*
I’ll second that!
*salutes with crossbow*
Welcome Jim! *raises glass and weapon*
Welcome. Can’t wait to hear what sage advice you have for us! *salutes with bat*