Spreading Holiday Cheer with A. Zombie
Summary
Unless you’ve been living under a rock you know that a) the holidays are sneaking up on our collective tail and b) the Zombie Survival Crew’s resident movie reviewer isn’t actually alive. There’s a long story about how we came in possession of the cantankerous A. Zombie. One day we’ll all gather around a campfire and I’ll share the tale. Rest assured, he has been secured in a safe place within the ZSC compound. No accidental nibbles from our reviewer. Promise.
Contest ninja: RC Murphy
Unless you’ve been living under a rock you know that a) the holidays are sneaking up on our collective tail and b) the Zombie Survival Crew’s resident movie reviewer isn’t actually alive. There’s a long story about how we came in possession of the cantankerous A. Zombie. One day we’ll all gather around a campfire and I’ll share the tale. Rest assured, he has been secured in a safe place within the ZSC compound. No accidental nibbles from our reviewer. Promise.
Traditionally, zombies don’t celebrate the holidays, but A. Zombie has been watching us decorate the Command Center and grew curious about all of the hustle and bustle. The other day he slipped a letter under his cell door.
Dear Man in the Red Suit,
I’ve been told you are the one to talk to about this present thing. This Christmas I would like the following items delivered to the fake, plastic tree-like monstrosity beside the furnace:
[…Content removed…]
Sincerely,
A. Zombie
We had to have a little fun with this. Your job, dear ZSC faithful, is to tell us three items from A. Zombie’s letter to Santa Claus. The crewmember that gets the most items correct will win something from our prize closet. Easy as that.
The contest will be open from December 16, 2011 (12-16-2011) until December 24, 2011 (12-24-2011).
Rules and Regulations:
- One entry per person
- Entries may be submitted in the comments below or emailed to command [at] zombiesurvivalcrew [dot] com with the subject line “A. Zombie’s Wish List”.
- Entries submitted via Twitter or Facebook will be disqualified.
- Entries must be received by December 23, 2011 (12-23-2011) at 11:59 PM PST.
- Entrants must be registered members of zombiesurvivalcrew.com. (If you are not, registering is FREE and EASY. Sign up HERE.)
- When submitting entries, you give Zombie Survival Crew permission to post your name and contest entry on zombiesurvivalcrew.com and its associated social media outlets.
- Winners will be notified via email.
So, do you have any idea what a zombie would want as a present? Tell us what you think.
He would like a fresh brain, a leg and arm, and good movies to review.
A. Zombie’s wishlist Mr. Claus – brains (or a head or a heart, doesn’t matter I’m hungry), slow moving people (same reason as previous request), people who don’t turn on lights before going in the basement. Merry Christmas.
Well duh. A set of lock picks, to get himself out of his holding area.
A plate of brains Ala mode (everyone likes icecream) with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
And a Teddy bear to keep him safe when he’s sleeping so that CIC won’t get him.
1. air fresheners to mask the…aroma
2. foundation garments suitable to keep all internal organs from becoming external organs
3. steel-toed boots capable of keeping errant feet from falling off…a zombie with no feet just can’t keep up even with slow walking people!
1. Subscription to “Brain of the Month Club” (Its the gift that keeps giving)
2. Sneakers (for better traction while chasing the living)
3. Zombie Collie (to keep humans from straying – besides who doesn’t love a dog for Christmas)
1. A stocking with a foot in it
2. A necklace with Daryl Dixon’s ears on it, or maybe turning his ears into earrings
oops cat walked across keyboard
3. Head cheese
1. Injured humans (alive)
2. Healthy humans (alive) (Need the chase for working out)
3. Large animals, preferably horses (elephants and Ligers if possible)
4. Shane Walsh from TWD (to finally put him out of his misery)
5. My other shoe
1. a year’s subscription to Girls and Corpses magazine http://girlsandcorpses.com/ (link included in case, like me, you can’t believe this is a realm publication)
2. Colin on Blu-ray
3. A puppy
real not realm
1. Fruitcake made with brains.
2. Some Daryl Dixon swag. (even the undead love him)
3. Bandaids. He is probably falling apart just a bit.
1) A more powerful air conditioner to help with the pesky but inevitable problem of decay
2) A bulletproof combat helmet to prevent headshots
3) A copy of Michael Jacksons Thriller video so he and his friends can get together for a little dancing
#1: Brains
#2: pet cat
#3: breath mints
1. Brains
2.a horse
3. Santa Claus
The blonde chick who always trips and falls.
Gift certificate for a dentist specializing in re-attaching lost jawbones.
Fire extinguisher.