December Contest Winner

Contest Ninja: RC Murphy

Possibly the most fun we’ve had here in the Command Center this month—aside from playing with the new machetes we got in our stockings—came from reading what you all thought our movie reviewer A. Zombie would want from Santa Claus. And while there were a lot of answers that made us laugh so hard our sides hurt, only one person managed to guess more than one item on his wish list.

Without further ado, the winner of our December contest, who’s getting something nifty from our prize closet, is Brim89. Congratulations!

Just for fun, here is A. Zombie’s unedited letter to Santa Claus:

Dear Man in the Red Suit,
   I’ve been told you are the one to talk to about this present thing. This Christmas I would like the following items delivered to the fake, plastic tree-like monstrosity beside the furnace:

  • Bone Saw
  • Suture kit
  • Lock pick kit
  • The Walking Dead season 1 Bluray (what? A guy needs good entertainment between bad B movies.)
  • Gift card to local butcher
  • A severed arm in a pear tree

A. Zombie

Remain vigilant, crewmembers. Another opportunity to win something from the ZSC prize closet will be coming up sooner than you think.