Field report from Red Brigade Sergeant at Arms:
The Zombie Survival Crew command center recently received notification of a frightening new development in the struggle against the undead.
The Illinois Department of Transportation will soon be launching an awareness campaign in the form of a webseries entitled “The Driving Dead.” Details are sketchy, but we have learned our Special Forces Commander Michael Rooker is closely involved in this secretive project, and the official launch date is Monday August 25, 2014.
It goes without saying that if the worst has happened and the dead have learned how to drive, we will have to adjust our tactics considerably. But we are confident that Commander Rooker has already taken charge of the situation and will advise us of any future developments.
In the meantime, keep an eye on the website: drivingdeadseries.com and watch social media for any further alerts.