Here they come a-shuffling
Apocalypse begins
Here they come a-wand’ring
The world’s about to end

Floss and coffee come to you
And to you your duct tape too
And God bless you and send you a Happy New Year
And God send you a Happy New Year

She has got some pointy ears
That Daryl wants to wear
But she’s not a zombie
His grief’s beyond despair

Floss and coffee come to you
And to you your duct tape too
And God bless you and send you a Happy New Year
And God send you a Happy New Year

Draw up her crossbow and take aim
She is a deadly elf
Her arrow flies, another claimed
And circles she shall run

Floss and coffee come to you
And to you your duct tape too
And God bless you and send you a Happy New Year
And God send you a Happy New Year

(Probably not long enough to win, but t was fun nonetheless.) 🙂

On the first day of the zombie apocalypse my ZSC commander gave to me…
A decked out Humvee
On the second day of the zombie apocalypse my ZSC commander gave to me…
2 cross bows and a decked out Humvee
On the third day of the zombie apocalypse my ZSC commander gave to me…
3 samurai swords, 2 cross bows and a decked out Humvee
On the fourth day of the zombie apocalypse my ZSC commander gave to me…
4 rolls of duct tape, 3 samurai swords, 2 cross bows and a decked out Humvee
On the fifth day of the zombie apocalypse my ZSC commander gave to me…
5 .357 Magnums, 4 rolls of duct tape, 3 samurai swords, 2 cross bows and a decked out Humvee
On the sixth day of the zombie apocalypse my ZSC commander gave to me…
6 rounds of ammo, 5 .357 Magnums, 4 rolls of duct tape, 3 samurai swords, 2 cross bows and a decked out Humvee
On the seventh day of the zombie apocalypse my ZSC commander gave to me…
7 screwdrivers, 6 rounds of ammo, 5 .357 Magnums, 4 rolls of duct tape, 3 samurai swords, 2 cross bows and a decked out Humvee
On the eighth day of the zombie apocalypse my ZSC commander gave to me…
8 zombie elves, 7 screwdrivers, 6 rounds of ammo, 5 .357 Magnums, 4 rolls of duct tape, 3 samurai swords, 2 cross bows and a decked out Humvee
On the ninth day of the zombie apocalypse my ZSC commander gave to me…
9 dead reindeer, 8 zombie elves, 7 screwdrivers, 6 rounds of ammo, 5 .357 Magnums, 4 rolls of duct tape, 3 samurai swords, 2 cross bows and a decked out Humvee
On the tenth day of the zombie apocalypse my ZSC commander gave to me…
10 cans of beer, 9 dead reindeer, 8 zombie elves, 7 screwdrivers, 6 rounds of ammo, 5 .357 Magnums, 4 rolls of duct tape, 3 samurai swords, 2 cross bows and a decked out Humvee
On the eleventh day of the zombie apocalypse my ZSC commander gave to me…
11 pointy ears, 10 cans of beer, 9 dead reindeer, 8 zombie elves, 7 screwdrivers, 6 rounds of ammo, 5 .357 Magnums, 4 rolls of duct tape, 3 samurai swords, 2 cross bows and a decked out Humvee
On the twelfth day of the zombie apocalypse my ZSC commander gave to me…
12 dead zombies, 11 pointy ears, 10 cans of beer, 9 dead reindeer, 8 zombie elves, 7 screwdrivers, 6 rounds of ammo, 5 .357 Magnums, 4 rolls of duct tape, 3 samurai swords, 2 cross bows and a decked out Humvee
Have a Merry Christmas, ZSC style 🙂

LOVE IT.

Keep ’em coming crew, the bar has been set high.

Here come’s Juliette
Here come’s Juliette
Right down zombie lane
Hacking and slashing
Killing zombies the whole fracking way
R.C. whooping, Jinxie hollering
“Get the one to your right”
So grab your duct tape and wrap your arms
Cuz the ZSC is coming tonight.

Here come’s Juliette
Here come’s Juliette
Right down zombie lane
She’s got a bag that’s filled with toys
For her and her brigade
She runs circles around those corpses
With a twinkle in her eye,
It doesn’t matter if it’s Christmas cuz Juliette is coming tonight (spoken softly) “Elf ears and all”

There goes one head
Make that two heads
Right down to the ground
Mixed with visceral, blood and snow
Of the dead, “Oh My” She can’t refrain
From leading her people, on this mission
Of importance
So if you’re a zombie run away
Cuz Juliette comes tonight.
(Whisper names of ZSC members as the song fades out)