The command of the Zombie Survival Crew would like all members in the path of hurricane Irene to take safety precautions as necessary. Please check in and let us know that you are safe or if in need of assistance. Once we have gathered the information, we will keep all crew members apprised of the situation and whether any help is required.
Our favorite Li’l Gansta, Lt Blue Brigade Commander, Anthony Guajardo was interviewed by Jimmy Star on June 1, 2011.
From Jimmy Star: Anthony Guajardo is a young American actor most famous for his role as Miguel in the hit AMC original television series The Walking Dead. Guajardo guest stars in the Vatos episode opposite leads Andrew Lincoln, Norman Reedus, and Steven Yeun who hold him hostage as part of a quarrel with another group of survivors.
In addition to The Walking Dead, at his young age, Anthony Guajardo has already appeared in the film The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D and shot a national commercial campaign with AAA. Along with acting, Anthony is exploring the behind the scenes of the entertainment industry as a production assistant for Calliope Talent.
While the bulk of command has gathered in Chicago to strategize on next steps for the Zombie Survival Crew in the face of the increasing incident reports, I thought it would be a good time to remind everyone of our focus. Especially since we not only have the enemy without, we also have the enemy within as evidenced by last week’s appropriated video. You don’t want to be caught in an Zombiepocalypse without your brigade!!
Actor Jon Bernthal expresses why we have gathered forces..
Wondering about those mysterious members of the Purple Brigade and what makes them tick? After all, what do they do with all that information coming in from all over the globe? Learn more about the Zombie Survival Crew’s “back office monkeys” and how they will help YOU survive in a zombiepocalypse.
Login to the site, or take the time to sign up, and you will learn what it takes to be in the Purple Brigade.
Next week we will continue with our Members Only segment and kick of the discussion of why the articles in the Go Bags for each brigade are essential with the Red Brigade. So definitely check back next Monday.
Warning: The information herein is Top Secret and NOT to fall into the hands of the UGA.
Some of you might have noticed that Commander Murphy has been a little quieter than usual lately. In the below video, you’ll see why that is. We kept her missing status quiet because we didn’t want the UGA to hear any rumblings in case they weren’t behind her disappearance. She will brief you on her full experience at a later time, but for now, please listen to her words of advice.
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A special thanks to Commander Murphy for bravely sharing what happens when you trust the wrong informant. We love you, RC.
This sign was spotted in Danville, Vermont on Tuesday July 12, 2011. Once the local news was made aware and started to broadcast it, the sign was quickly changed.
All local news sources are now reporting that the message on the road sign is the work of hackers. And although many angry and even potentially violent people were spotted, the official word was that it was in response to long traffic delays and not a zombie invasion.
However, I remain skeptical of the official word as the only government official to make a statement was a bit vague in his response.
“No zombie attack has occurred, as far as I know,” chuckled Vt. transportation secretary Brian Searles.
I will continue to monitor the situation and will report any new developments as soon as I can.
Sarah Q Blue Brigade
Thanks to Blue Brigade faithful, Sarah Q for bringing this to our attention. All crew members must remain alert and report any signs of zombie activity to command as soon as known.
As with most girls, Addy Miller kept her doll close to her while at the Comic Con in Philadelphia. The difference? Addy’s doll was missing part of it’s face…because it was a doll modeled after her part as a zombie in The Walking Dead. As our booth was right next to hers, I was able to keep an eye on for the entire weekend, making sure she was made of the stuff to be a 2nd lieutenant in the Zombie Survival CrewTM. Let me tell you, she may be the youngest to join the command, but Addy Miller is grace under pressure — something necessary in a leader. With creatures like Chewbaca, zombie Hulk, and Zumby (Zombie Gumby) wandering by Addy kept her cool — even when the worst of all… the StayPuft Marshmallow dude, who caused our fearless leader to tremble, didn’t rock our new 2nd lieutenant one iota. And doesn’t she look sweet with her 1st lieutenant, Sean Patrick Flanery?
I knew I was taking a risk by flying a commercial airline to rendezvous with our fearless leader, Juliette, in Philadelphia. It was a risk which had to be taken, though. The UGA has been trying to get a bead on me for months, and I felt exposed as I drove up to the airport. Fortunately, there were enough people around that they didn’t attempt an outright snatch in broad daylight. And yes, I knew where the danger lay… the security checkpoint.
Why would the Purple Brigade Commander travel via commercial air when I have a working flux capacitor at my disposal, you ask? Well, the answer lies in keeping the flux capacitor under wraps until it is absolutely necessary. The UGA doubts that I have a working model, and I want to play to those doubts. If they had any idea of some of the modifications I’ve made… well, let’s just say I might become numero uno on their list of commanders to abduct–along with my gadget.
The sweat beaded my brow as I approached the license checkpoint. I arrived at the airport via a circuitous route, and was fairly certain I was not followed, but the security officer would alert the UGA immediately upon checking my identity, I was sure of that. After detaining me so bin stands could be moved from one place to the next, she waved me on to the security checkpoint. I took off my shoes, and placed them with my keys in one bin, and put all of my electronics in another bin. The tension mounted as the bins slid toward the scanner. An agent approached me from behind and said my bins could be consolidated, which she did. I quickly double checked to ensure nothing was planted among my possessions. Phew!!! I continued toward the scanner.
Once my articles were on the conveyor belt, I stepped through the people scanner and an alarm went off. I stepped back, my heart slightly accelerating. I KNEW I didn’t have any metal on my person and suspected foul play. But when I stepped back through the x-ray, I came through clean. Then it was a matter for waiting for my bin to come through. And that’s when they nearly had me.
<-- I have had one of those on my keychain. A pink plastic stick. Yes, I know it’s a kubaton which is potentially a weapon, but it’s pink and plastic for pete’s sake–how can anyone take it seriously?? But here’s where the genius of the UGA comes into play…I was right to suspect the agent who “assisted” me with the bins, and here’s why. Apparently, as long as airport security catches what they consider to be a contraband item prior to exiting the scanner, and you freely surrender the item, then no harm–no foul. BUT if it makes it all the way through the scanner and someone identifies that you have it after the fact, and you didn’t surrender it prior to going through the security check point, then you get a little trip to see the judge… in other words, you’re under arrest.
Fortunately for me, I was alert (I’m always preaching constant vigilance… and it pays off) and took note of everything that was happening, so that security, when they realized I would make them laughingstocks in front of the judge, decided that even though I did not surrender the mighty kubaton (and no I can’t say it without laughing) prior to going through the security checkpoint, that I was free to go. Why did they let me off? If they attempted to prosecute me, they would have had to explain how they not only missed stopping me 3 times, but also, I knew that at least 3 of their agents were unable to identify the kubaton as a weapon.
By the way, my electric toothbrush would be a much better weapon than a pink plastic stick… it has a sharp metal tip which is strong, vibrates at an extreme rate and would easily go through someone’s temple or throat. #justsayin Anyway, the first failure… the agent who scanned my license noticed the kubaton when I placed it in the bin and radioed to another agent to have him stop me. He failed to reach me prior to going through the security check point. Next failure, although I’m sure this agent was a UGA agent masquerading as airport security… the agent who moved my keys with the kubaton attached not only failed to note that it was a weapon, but definitely didn’t stop me. It was in her best interest that I be detained long enough to miss my flight. Oh and the UGA tampered with our fearless leader’s car as well, so she had difficulty in reaching our rendezvous point. The third failure? The agent scanning the items thought that the kubaton was a pencil, and let it go through unquestioned, but was sure my inhaler (from my recent bout with bronchitis) was a lethal weapon… until they looked. And then there was the discussion about whether the kubaton attached to my keys was “real” or not. Although the guard responsible for detaining me, took himself and the situation extremely seriously and accused me of knowing it was a weapon. Yes, I carry it for self-defense…and have never used it.
The kicker? I flew last month on business (non-ZSC business) and no one questioned the fact that I had a pink plastic stick on my keychain.
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but things have been a little hectic around command lately. What with commander RC Murphy being tracked on her recent mission to Dallas, or her recent discovery of the potential Ground Zero for the Zombiepocalypse, and the continual movement of our fearless leader, Juliette Terzieff, as she is traveling around the United States interviewing new recruits and bringing on board new commanders… not to mention her recent encounter with Texas State Law enforcement.. and those are just the tip of the ice berg. Commander Jinxie G has been on the run for months, and has only recently been able to re-establish more regular communications with command. With commanders Norman Reedus, IronE Singleton, and Anthony Guajardo on special missions for the command, that has left the command center a little sparse, and hellaciously busy as we try to capture the various reports flooding into command center so we can make sense of them.
BUT we have also been working on compiling information necessary for the brigades. We are shoring up our security, tightening our defenses against attack, and want to start cluing you, the Zombie Survival Crew faithful, in on some of the more classified information. So command has made a decision to use Monday’s to provide the necessary classified information to the the crew. If you have not registered as a member of the site, you will not have access to the information, which means, come the Zombiepocalypse you will be without vital information necessary for your survival (hint hint).
Red Brigade
You can find the registration link in the sidebar toward the top. Also, if you are not logged in you will not be able to see the classified reports. The login link is also in the sidebar toward the top of the page.
We’re going to kick Members Only Monday off with information about the Red Brigade. What YOU need to know about being a member of the Red Brigade. What makes them tick, what should be in your Go Bag, essentials for survival. To check out the Red Brigade, make sure you’re registered and logged in, and then click the link. Find out why your fearless leader spends a great deal of time running in circles screaming her head off. There is actually a method to the seeming madness.
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