Ted Raimi takes a spot on ZSC Command
Summary
Priority Status: High
The approach was unexpected. I was re-sorting gear for the umpteenth time at the Zombie Survival Crew temporary command post at Spooky Empire recently when a voice called out: “Zombie Survival Crew. I need to know about this.”
Now there really isn’t much that will leave your fearless commander-in-chief speechless but when I looked up and saw Ted Raimi standing there my jaw dropped. I did a lightning-fast mental check to regain my senses and sputtered out a greeting.
Priority Status: High
The approach was unexpected. I was re-sorting gear for the umpteenth time at the Zombie Survival Crew temporary command post at Spooky Empire recently when a voice called out: “Zombie Survival Crew. I need to know about this.”
Now there really isn’t much that will leave your fearless commander-in-chief speechless but when I looked up and saw Ted Raimi standing there my jaw dropped. I did a lightning-fast mental check to regain my senses and sputtered out a greeting.
Over peppermint candies and gum I walked Ted through ZSC command protocols and mission parameters with permagrin he was kind enough not to comment on. I do believe I even stuttered a few times. Nonetheless, Ted accepted a Command mission and assignment on the spot and walked away with ZSC gear to call his own.
Ted’s years of experience fighting demons, the possessed and all manner of the undead gives him a definitive edge against the zombie hordes. He thinks fast but strategically, and has an unnerving store of knowledge about weapons.
Zombie Survival Crew please raise your weapons and welcome our newest First Lieutenant TED RAIMI!!!
Welcome to the ZSC!!! *salutes* We’re very excited to have you on board.
Glad to have you on board, dude! *twirls sword* Hope you’re ready to face the madness. Er, I mean… fun..?
I should shush now before I scare off the new guy. Where’d I leave the zombie bunnies…
No zombie bunnies in command!!!
How many times do I have to say it?!?!
Sheesh …..
*raises crossbow*
Ahlan wa sahlan, Ted! (that means welcome for you non-Arabic speakers)
We are very happy and proud to have you on the ZSC. *twirls staff* *hits RC in the head* Oops, sorry, Nee. *snorts* Some call me Jinxie the Mighty around here. I’m not quite sure why. *shrugs* Anyway, glad to have you! See you in Command soon. I’m the night crew and the movie tweet-a-thon geek. 🙂
Jinxie the Almighty my backside. *rubs the knot on her head* I’m taking your play thing away until you train more with it!
I said “Mighty,” not “Almighty.” Wait, since I *am* a goddess, maybe it should be Jinxie the Almighty!
LMAO at Jinxie and RC… Welcome to the ZSC, First Lt. Raimi *salutes* We’re happy to have you, and speaking for myself, wouldn’t mind at all if you passed the word along about us to Bruce Campbell…chainsaws and boomsticks aren’t the quietest zombie-fighting weapons, but I think he’d do alright!
cough, cough …
uh, yeah, don’t think I’d have a problem with that #justsayin
Agreed!
Yay, that would be groovy!
Awesome!!! Welcome Ted! Happy to have you in the crew!!!
Weeeee! Right?!?!?
Awesome is just the right word!
And yes *clears throat* I DO still have permagrin over this ….